They Will Kill You
A woman answers a help wanted ad to be a housekeeper in a mysterious high-rise in New York City, not realizing she is entering a community that has seen a number of disappearances over the years and may be under the grip of a Satanic cult.
Why it matters
A wild, genre-blending descent into urban Satanism that’s as chaotic as it is bloody, with a surprise twist that splits the room.
- Delivers a volatile mash-up of slasher energy and dark comedy, recalling Ready or Not’s lethal game but with Looney Tunes-style cartoon violence.
- Zazie Beetz anchors the chaos with a grounded performance amid the blood-soaked mayhem.
- Practical effects and inventive kill set-pieces keep the carnage tactile and visceral, even when the plot feels scattered.
- Perfect for viewers who like their horror messy, unpredictable, and unafraid to lean into absurdity—expect uneven pacing but never dull moments.
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Horror DNA
Gore 85
Slow Burn 17
Psychological 43
Supernatural 40
Creature 0
Disturbing 67
Fun Factor 100
Cerebral 43
Survival 66
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