Chastity Bites
Serial killer Countess Elizabeth Bathory believed that bathing in virgin blood would keep her young and beautiful forever. Still alive today, she's found a perfect hunting ground for her "botox" as an abstinence educator in conservative America...but will she finally be stopped by a brave young blogger and reporter for the high school paper?
Why it matters
A campy cult-horror mashup that pits the legendary Blood Countess against the perils of American abstinence education, serving up a darkly comic twist on teen slasher tropes.
- Allison Scagliotti’s charismatic lead performance elevates otherwise flat supporting roles and uneven writing.
- Blends historical horror myth with biting satire of conservative social mores—a rare cocktail of camp and critique.
- For fans of B-movie slashers who appreciate a self-aware, if flawed, riff on the virgin myth and small-town dread.
- More fun for its concept and lead than its execution; expect uneven pacing and political heavy-handedness but a cult curiosity nonetheless.
Director
Cast
Horror DNA
Gore
28
Slow Burn
17
Psychological
29
Supernatural
0
Creature
36
Disturbing
50
Fun Factor
83
Cerebral
14
Survival
50
Serial Killer
