Eat Locals
In a quiet countryside farmhouse, Britain's vampires gather for their once-every-fifty-years meeting. Others will be joining them too; Sebastian Crockett, an unwitting Essex boy who thinks he's on a promise with sexy cougar Vanessa; and a detachment of Special Forces vampire killers who have bitten off more than they can chew. This is certainly going to be a night to remember... and for some of them it will be their last.
Why it matters
A cheeky British vampire romp that blends creature feature carnage with sardonic humor and countryside charm.
- Sharp, witty script by Jason Flemyng keeps the bloodletting brisk and the banter darker than a coffin.
- Practical effects deliver gooey fangs and squishy vampire kills with satisfying texture—no CGI glitter here.
- Perfect for fans of cultish vampire fare who want their undead with a side of sardonic British wit (think “Dog Soldiers” meets “What We Do in the Shadows”).
- Subverts the usual vamp clichés by mixing military horror with small-town claustrophobia and a twisted sense of humor.
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Cast
Horror DNA
Gore
57
Slow Burn
0
Psychological
0
Supernatural
0
Creature
18
Disturbing
17
Fun Factor
100
Cerebral
0
Survival
83
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