
The Vineyard
Dr. Elson Po is one of the world's most famous wine growers and has a magic potion which has kept him handsome and alive for centuries. However, the magic which rejuvenates him seems to become less and less effective. As a side project, he makes movies and invites a group of young, aspiring actors to his island for a party, believing that the young, beautiful actress, Jezebel, can be his new source of life.
Why it matters
An offbeat mash-up of vampirism and winemaking that pairs ’80s charm with a cult-favorite B-movie vibe.
- Practical effects and quirky creature design by Steve Johnson give the undead vineyard a memorable, gooey flair.
- A late-’80s low-budget gem for fans of campy horror with a surreal, slightly psychedelic atmosphere.
- Dr. Elson Po’s eternal youth quest riffs on classic immortality tropes but with a wine-soaked twist.
- Perfect for viewers who love their horror equal parts weird, cheesy, and oddly endearing—think a grape-stomping Nosferatu with a splash of John Landis.
Directors
Cast
Horror DNA
Gore
57
Slow Burn
0
Psychological
29
Supernatural
20
Creature
36
Disturbing
50
Fun Factor
33
Cerebral
14
Survival
83



