Sorority Row
When five sorority girls inadvertently cause the murder of one of their sisters in a prank gone wrong, they agree to keep the matter to themselves and never speak of it again, so they can get on with their lives. This proves easier said than done, when after graduation a mysterious killer goes after the five of them and anyone who knows their secret.
Why it matters
A slick but shallow slasher that tries to modernize an ’80s cult classic, trading character depth for shaky cam and glossy scares.
- A textbook late-2000s slasher: fast edits, jump scares, and disposable archetypes over real suspense.
- Practical gore effects anchor the kills, a nod to old-school splatter fans amid the digital sheen.
- Best for viewers craving nostalgia with a contemporary twist, but don’t expect the original’s moody atmosphere or sharp writing.
- A cautionary tale in how not to remake a cult hit—style over substance leaves the story hollow and the characters unmemorable.
Director
2 horror films in catalog
Cast
Horror DNA
Gore
43
Slow Burn
17
Psychological
43
Supernatural
0
Creature
0
Disturbing
17
Fun Factor
83
Cerebral
0
Survival
66
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